Try to keep your assets at least twice as valuable as your debts. Otherwise the bank might be tempted to forclose.
My wife asked me to tell your wife that she loved her dress at the party the other night.
Hay, sorry about last night. I didn't mean to drink so much wine. Guess I made kind of an idiot out of myself.
Ya gotta make sure your slaves stay healthy. They can get real sick without your knowing it. And your overseers will make them work by beating them. Next thing you know, they're all dead.
I hear old Nebucadnezzar is going to fight the Hitites again. Last time he did that, he lost half is kingdom.
Anyway, I figure that if I want to build a pyramid of any decent size, say 1000 feet, then I am going to have to employ around 100000000 slaves for several years.
God, I love hot peppers, don't you?
I love your sandals!
We should get together sometime to see if we can't standardize on our slave branding techniques.
Hay, come on over later for a party. Should be some fun!
oooooooo oooo o o oooo. What a hangover. o o o hooooee.
I don't like the color of your hair.
Your nationalist policies are a bit stringent.
Hay, any fanatics stood on their heads in your fields? They ruined several of my crops!
My son just bought one of those big boom boxes. Jeez what a racket.
Hay, how about those Crocks?
Care for a show?
Looks like rain.
My mama told me: "Son, never overwork your slaves. Otherwise they might be too tired to feed your horses."
Excuse me, but the wife sent me over to borrow a cup of sugar.
Nice day, isn't it.
My father always used to say: "keep your slaves fat and happy, and they will never revolt."
My cousin jake once enforced his quotas so firmly, that his overseers beat all his slaves to death. Then they all quit.
It stands to reason! Pyramids get harder to build as they get higher.
Some kings have been saying lately that a slave should be able to lay 3 pyramid stones per month. I'm not sure I buy it.
When my uncle finally figured out how much manure to use, he was growing crops in January that were bigger than any of his old July crops had been.
My aunt gussie used to give every two slaves their own ox. They had tremendous capacity to do work.
I have given 3 horses to each of my overseers. They love it. My slaves are far more organized now.
Yeah, fertilizer stinks, but it sure helps! A couple of tons per acre and zowie bowie, the crops take right off.
Razifratsasammanala! I just ran my fields with 10 tons of manure per acre. I had a horrible crop.
Have you ever noticed that slaves mate more when they eat well?
Some guys will put 50 slaves to an acre. This seems alot to me.
I had a buddy once who was determined to make his slaves work an acre apeice. They all died of course.
My brother in-law feeds his horses more than 90 bushells a month. Can you beat it? Of course they seem to enjoy it.
Say, did you ever try selling slaves as a business. Yeah it's a bit seedy, but you can make some dough!
